.the tag game.

Chronicle: This is no price tag.

And so i've been tag by dear dD. macam passing baton larian 4 x 100 meter plaks. okay here goes some crap.

A - 8 different points of a perfect lover.

Aaah. Perfect question for a perfect timing ey? Now now lets see.

1 – Honesty
What more can a guy give than this one most crucial thing in a relationship? Like I said, it’s the sexiest thing a man can give to us woman.

2 – Originality
I don’t date some stupid idiotic moron who can be such a fake plastic limau purut tree. One must posses a great individuality of his own persona, not mimicking some other person’s traits (esp not a brad pitt’s)

3 – Humor
If I don’t laugh during the first date with him, then I’m not going to be available to see him for the next date.

4 – Self respect
He should respect himself by respecting others that surrounds him. Not an egoist. There’s a difference between self respect and being such a blardy ego.

5 – Beauty in his own words
He should have the ability to see beauty others (including myself) don’t see. To see the beauty in everything – in a flicker of neon lights, in children’s blinking eyes etc. That way, he can fathom the inner beauty he sees in me. And therefore, love me for me *grins*

6 – Knowledgeable
He must be well informed with everything there is to know as I’m such a lazy bum to find out stuff. Knowing stuff means he has the intellectuality to hold my whole attention. Besides, a guy who constantly wants to learn is very sexy. He doesn’t have to be a geek, enough by loving to read *wink*

7 – Physically interesting
Tall, dark and handsome. Ooh so cliché of me. Plus a great pair of eyes that kills me with a stare *melts*

8 – Complete and utter acceptance of me in his life
One of the most crucial thing in finding Mr Right. Having me in his life meaning he should without a doubt realize that he has to accept a 24 year old paranoid lady and bear with her total paranoia activity e.g chasing clouds and shadows, paints the sky with her middle finger and signalling the UFO’s with the lighter.

B – Sex of the target :
Erm. Male? (duh)

C – Tag 8 victims

Abby
Mun
Yat
Snow (sorry sorry I ran out of names)

And like dD…I can only came up with four victims…huhuh. It took me four blardy hours to write this thing. Man, finding a perfect lover is harder than breeding one. Hah.

And the funny thing is, out of those 8 points, none of my exes posses one. Hah. Dream on, Ib.


Living my life pathetically happy.
__Ib